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You Only Die Twice by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Don’t Be Cruel” came out of the speakers. For the rest of the night, Coke and Pep would not be able to get those words out of their heads. * ...
( Category: Action & Adventure August 16,2017 )
We Give a Squid a Wedgie by C. Alexander London
epub |eng | 2012-06-14 | Author:C. Alexander London [London, C. Alexander]

21 WE WILL NOT BE CHUMS TWITCHY BART TIED COREY UP and threw him in with Dr. Navel, who was just waking up. He put Oliver and Celia in another ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 16,2017 )
Undead Ed and the Demon Freakshow by Rotterly Ghoulstone
epub |eng | 2013-07-18 | Author:Rotterly Ghoulstone

“Run,” Max growled, backing up quickly. “He’s going to spew! RUUUUUN!” I turned on my heels, but not fast enough. Mush opened his enormous mouth and vomited a billowing cloud ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy August 16,2017 )
We Dine With Cannibals by C. Alexander London
epub |eng | 2011-11-14 | Author:C. Alexander London [London, C. Alexander]

21 WE MAKE A SPLASH THEY WERE STUCK. The boat had wedged itself into a large rock in the middle of the river. “This is not a good place to ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 16,2017 )
Undead Ed by Rotterly Ghoulstone
epub |eng | 2012-08-16 | Author:Rotterly Ghoulstone [Ghoulstone, Rotterly]

The girl didn’t smile until we were practically on top of her, and even then it looked like a real effort. “You must be Ed Bagley,” she said. “I’m Jemini ...
( Category: Humor August 16,2017 )
The Symptoms of My Insanity by Mindy Raf
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-04-18 | Author:Mindy Raf [Raf, Mindy]

CHAPTER 14 I’m invisible. I wasn’t aware until tonight how many combinations of boots, snow boots, and jeans exist. I think Meredith’s modeled just about all of them for me ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction August 16,2017 )
We Sled With Dragons by C. Alexander London
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-06-26 | Author:C. Alexander London

22 WE CLIMB THE OCEAN THE SLED STOPPED in front of a giant wall of ice, five times as tall as Oliver and Celia. The dogs rested. The twins got ...
( Category: Action & Adventure August 16,2017 )
The Fabled Fifth Graders of Aesop Elementary School by Candace Fleming
epub |eng | 2010-08-16 | Author:Candace Fleming [Fleming, Candace]

MORAL: The true value of money is not in its possession, but in its use. SUNNY DAY AFTER MR. JUPITER REFUSED TO LET them roast wieners over their Bunsen burners ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths August 16,2017 )
Quinny & Hopper by Adriana Brad Schanen
epub |eng | 2015-01-24 | Author:Adriana Brad Schanen

The next morning I persuade Daddy to take me shopping for back-to-school supplies. “Can we ask Hopper to come, too?” “Quinny, please.” Unfortunately we do have to take Piper and ...
( Category: Humor August 16,2017 )
Past Perfect, Present Tense by Richard Peck
epub |eng | 2006-04-06 | Author:Richard Peck [Peck, Richard]

Waiting for Sebastian Oh how I love the evening. Long summer evenings when the shadows of the trees creep in silent shapes across the lawn until they merge with night. ...
( Category: Humor August 16,2017 )
My Super-Spy Diary by Emily Gale
epub |eng | | Author:Emily Gale

. . . when clever Einstein found me another clue! A REMOTE CONTROL THAT I’D NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I’ve hidden the mystery remote control in my lab. I’ve also decided ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives August 16,2017 )
License to Thrill by Dan Gutman
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

The McDonalds had a quick dinner and checked into the Econo Lodge West for the night. It was just a few blocks from Coronado Freeway—also known as I-40—which was the ...
( Category: Action & Adventure August 16,2017 )
Words of (Questionable) Wisdom from Lydia Goldblatt & Julie Graham-Chang (The Popularity Papers Book 3) by Ignatow Amy
azw3 |eng | 2012-12-21 | Author:Ignatow, Amy [Ignatow, Amy]

( Category: Humor August 16,2017 )
Lunch Money by Andrew Clements
epub, azw3 |eng | | Author:Andrew Clements

Chapter 13 LOCKOUT By the middle of third period Greg had put the whole incident with Maura and Eileen and Brittany out of his mind. Gym class had helped. They’d ...
( Category: Education & Reference August 16,2017 )
Green Eggs and Ham (I Can Read It All by Myself) by Dr. Seuss
azw3 |eng | 2013-09-24 | Author:Dr. Seuss

A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me ...
( Category: Classics August 16,2017 )

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